celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

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4 days ago · 165,442 notes (© hummelilde)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

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4 days ago · 189,712 notes (© glamydia)

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.

putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.

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2 weeks ago · 57,127 notes (© fawken)

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

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2 weeks ago · 78,922 notes (© guy)

komeiju:

cute thigh highs and knee socks are very important

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2 weeks ago · 4,531 notes (© komeiju)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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2 weeks ago · 580,972 notes (© buckyraccoon)

jakemalik:

sometimes ya just gotta eat a whole pizza

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2 weeks ago · 99,264 notes (© hi)