mY ANIME BOYFRIEND CAN BEAT UP UR ANIME BOYFRIEND
my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
*smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
if you like me and you know it clap your hands
Drawing collabs with talented friends more like
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.