349 // 357

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

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tawnyshine:

striderbeegood:

iamthedavrezi:

goatalicious:

I WANT TO COSPLAY REALLY BADASS/SCARY CHARECTERS BUT I AM BARELY FIVE FEET TALL AND LOOK LIKE A CHILD - An angry novel by me

I want to cosplay really cute small characters but I’m really tall and look like I’m in my twenties

The sequel written by me

I only want to cosplay male characters with broad shoulders, but i have crazy girly curves.

the trilogy

I want to cosplay but I am broke and live with my mom - the epilogue

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The reactions upon seeing Kakashi’s face are hilarious. 

The reactions upon seeing Kakashi’s face are hilarious. 

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2 weeks ago · 12,022 notes (© bushidocaps)

[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

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"What the hell happened!?"
"What the hell happened!?"

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sdzoo:

8-month-old clouded leopard cub, Ganda, curls up in her trainer’s lap. Photo by Deric Wagner

sdzoo:

8-month-old clouded leopard cub, Ganda, curls up in her trainer’s lap. Photo by Deric Wagner

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leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

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2 weeks ago · 376,905 notes (© samcannon)

hazeeelguay:

The most valuable chart…

hazeeelguay:

The most valuable chart…

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deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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